"North Cackalackey" ... the very mention of the name strikes fear in the heart of bar owners from coast to coast.  Perhaps the foremost example of what can happen when alcoholic blood levels of the patrons and staff in a bar reaches a level beyond that which is recommended for embalming corpses.  This video record of the infamous event was only possible because of the surprise visit of a patron's parents ... armed with a camcorder.  In spite of their shock and dismay that their respectable son would frequent an establishment of such nefarious activities, they nonetheless agreed to release the tape into the public domain as a warning to others of the dangers of binge drinking.  Not surprisingly, none of the participants can even recall where they were on that fateful evening.  It was a slow, midweek night and none of the spectators had been warned as to the nature of the lurid and despicable events that were to transfer over the course of the evening owing to the fact that none of the participants or bar staff was able to see the numbers on the push button telephone in order to call patrons and alert them of the potential psychological meltdown that was occurring in the establishment.  It is recommended that minors not be allowed to view the uncensored version of the tape that is presented here. This is definitely not a video clip that should be viewed by pregnant women, people with pacemakers, or those who are offended by hardcore graphic video and audio content.

"I am not easily offended, but I must confess that, after watching this video, I was in a state of abject disgust and diorientation for over a fortnight."     ...  Keith Richards

"Viewing North Cackalackey was definitely a turning point in my life. The level of sheer depravity was something that even I had no concept of."   ...  Jeffrey Dahmer

"Honestly, I had to turn the thing off after 2-3 minutes. I just couldn't begin to handle it.  It really screwed my mind up something awful.  Oh, the Shame !"  ...  Richard Speck

Yes,  who but Bill "Ooooh, the funk" Bailey Productions would dare to release such a video record of abject depravity and disgraceful behavior ?  But here it is ... in all of its nefarious glory ... the one, the only ... "North Cackalackey Session"

The Following Clips Should Only Be Watched Under the Care of a Competent Psychiatrist and Standby Physician !!!

Yes, I am at least 21 years of age and in good health, I further realize that I view the following video at the risk of my own sanity and sense of well being ... Let me watch "North Cackalackey" at my own risk ...

No, from what I've heard, I just don't think that I can handle such utter depravity OR I am a legal minor in my state of residence OR I am pregnant OR I have a heart condition OR I have to get a judge's permission to leave my place of residency ...

I can't handle either North Cackalackey or the Bovine Slam !

I CAN'T HANDLE ANY OF IT ! It is too shameful !